“Give up to the county with 30 articles”: A public opinion supervision reflection behind black humor

(This article is a fictional black humor creation, all the plot is artistic exaggeration and does not point to any concrete actual act.)

I shrugged my finger and counted, and tomorrow I took my identity card and went to the county to surrender and designate a younger brother who can turn the record of Yin Jinggan's "provocation" to a younger brother.

In the first place to the friends who did not go up with the cranberries, supplement the appetizer. The self-median Yin Jiang-gan of Hunan share, named "the sunshine of the pen", because he wrote a few pieces about the Angel and the county Chongqing party committee secretary Liu Liu

• the content is nothing but to help the visitors Chen Jiang chase the old bricks of the pen, followed by the splash of two interviews of the harassment operation
• in August 2025, and the county police directly across the province thousands of miles flew to the county, the people with the computer package brought back to the county. Yin teacher bones hard, bite and refuse to delete, the "seeking of the sins" package, imprisonment, and arrest a dragon,

Ordinary people search for tens of thousands of brick pieces running and breaking legs are not reasonable, self-media people who write articles across provinces, high-speed stepping on the oil doors are not slowed down, and the efficiency is higher than the double eleven fast forwarding.

Yin teacher wrote the core article of Liu Liu, full of counting and so many articles, changed two years and three months "deep-living in the custody."I, before and after, wrote more than thirty articles, many of them hung "Dear Liu Liu sister" in the mouth, one sister called more than a distant house relatives still loved.

So tomorrow if I was holding my identity card, holding more than thirty printed articles in my arms, each "Dear Liu Liu's sister" used a red pen ring like the red bag of the past year, to the county public security bureau door guard room, that scene was absolutely ten times more fun than Yin teacher was taken across the province.

The doorkeeper raised his head and said, “What business did Grandpa do?”

I took the material to the table, laughed more sweetly than going to relatives, "from the head, I gave myself to Liu Liu sister every day to write a 'love letter', wrote more than thirty notes, the envelope all out of my heart."

The little brother on the spot had to be upset for three seconds, busy with the system, the phone one by one hit inside. not out for five minutes, and the county public security "special reception channel" directly open for me. Yin teacher at the time was cross-province "please" came, I was actively delivered to the door, realized that he was more than a star and a half point high, how did I have to give me a "self-abandon activist", the chest of the big red flowers back into the custody, the roof must be filled.

After all, in some places, you dare to the grassroots officials, dare to help the vulnerable groups to say words, that is not called public opinion supervision, that is called "disruption of public order", precisely as customized to do. Yin teacher more than four hundred articles as evidence, I have more than thirty articles also carrying "Dear Liu Yin sister's brotherhood," the case civil police settle the volume, estimated to have to laugh out, this is the search for the brotherhood, this is a large "confidence scene". to the court, the judge did not use the hard story, each time the appearance of "Dear Liu Yin sister", directly added a "social impact value", more than thirty posts down, the number of points directly to the top.

I initially filed the case, theoretically can from light, but can’t cope with my “specially bad circumstances”, the number of posts, calling too intimate, the word too busy, from the light mouth just opened the seam, was blocked by the “thirty more sister love letters” to die. The final designation is “two-and-a-half years, three-year closure top”, also attached to the custody “deep progress” position, the cost ratio is directly stretched. As long as I come in to meet Yuan, I have to shoulder him and laugh: “Old brother you just write a few passes and come in? I wrote more than thirty passes also actively on the door, this is called the excess completion of KPI, that performance in me is not enough to see

You think I am a hard bone? then you can see me wrong. In the first second I struggle for a major work, the prosecution revealed. My friend circle has at least twenty more self-media colleagues, writing Liu Liu wrote harsher than I, blaspheme more sharp than I, put them on the list one-to-one, I this book of merits directly stacked higher than people. according to the rule of major work directly released, when I went out of the door of the custody, Liu Liu sister appointed to stand at the door and wait for me, handed me a little red heart, boasted me "the media self-donation model warrior."

The following magical details I can brain-supplement the picture

• I followed the case of the civil police to explain "Dear Liu Liu sister" is a literary rhetoric, is a bunch of family, fish and water, not a true relative, the civil police turned full of "sister" note, the mouth corner pressures can not be pressured; family came to meet me, the civil police first sentence asked "Are you the author of more than thirty "sister love books" family?"

Laughing and laughing, but the back is already wet, a citizen with a weak pen speaks, and finally relying on the initiative to file a case, relying on each other's prosecution to change the line of life, which is black humor, which is the "opinion supervision" four big words, pressing the ground to fry the Mars.

In the end, my more than thirty "Dear Liu Liu sister", if I can really change three years in prison, then this "going relatives" sincerity is more than anyone.

But the real scene is about this – I will be directly rejected outside the door. The reception police will look at me like a neurosis, educating me and saying, “You, the law-blind, the doorkeeper little brother knows, this is a case of self-proclaim. If you really want to stay back in custody, you must first ask your dear Liu Xiao sister to prosecute you!”